in that case you know me as Martin's instructor.... I will have taught you at some point! :-)
Not sure on nearest dojo, I guess either Leeds or Nottingham? You are welcome to pop up and see me at Teesside university, see here for details...
http://chidokan.tripod.com/I can give you enough practise ideas to get you going, then either pop over to one of the seminars or keep coming up and we can organise a longer day for you andd my other travelling students... If you have enough guys who fancy trying it, my auntie lives in Hull so I could pop down for a day...
Regards, Tim